Saturday, 21 June 2008

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Written In crayon

Contains little gems from all those books that really should have been written but somehow didn't quite happen.

There really ought to be a practical sex guide that tells teenagers not only how to pretend that they have had sex before, but also how to fake an orgasm when the first time finally comes. A book on how to ensure harmoniousness whilst driving is just crying out for someone to write it, and think how useful one might find a copy of the practical assassin's guidebook.


Well worry no longer

The wait is over...

The problem is solved...

The answer is here...

The little book of spurious excerpts
has found its feet
and is ready to run...